Created on August 28, 2012 by Albertocapece
Massimo Pizzoglio for the Simplicissimus
And, as expected, the state boyars are not about to let the Lonely Sparrow steal the show.
Braccobaldo Balduzzi had been working on it in silence for months, he was sure he had a job on Mount Olympus, to the right (there's only that) of the schoolteacher, and does that bald, tall guy dare to make it look like he did everything? Never do!
All you need to do is take one of the class magazines, Repubblica for example, and get a good interview, right?
Maybe a five-column headline: "The health revolution", a pompous thread, but the great impression is guaranteed.
Well, not so much… in the interview he also appears a bit stupid, with what he says about things and Monti denies it or, more often, the opposite.
So today we reiterate: half a dedicated newspaper, toh! so much so that to find the revolt of the miners of Sulcis you have to go up to page 22, in the economic pages, which are not even worthy of the news.
And off to learned disquisitions on mega-surgeries, on doctors available 24/24, 7/7, 365/365, on site and even immediate exams, on continuous assistance and even a couple of cuddles, go ahead.
And prevention, tele-medicine (the elderly in institutions have already been doing it for years, you put them in front of the TV in diapers and you can forget about it until dinner time), sports visits, electrocardiograms as if it were raining "fewer heart attacks for everyone", "death to diabetes and hypertension”, “we will break the kidneys for kidney stones!”… (calm down Renato, whom Bersani calls you a fascist).
Then we exaggerate: tax on drinks, fines on tobacco, crackdown on gambling. Other?
